Ugh. It's all going wrong. Help me. :(?

Ever since I met this girl, she's been telling me I'm the most awesome guy ever, then she suggested we should go out on a date. She took me to some fancy Italian restaurant and made sure the bill was exactly $20, she even paid too. I thought I found the most amazing girl ever when that happened. Then we went back to her place and she put on Barry White's album, we were kissing and she suddenly smacked me. I was like why did you hit me? Then she's like shut up, you idiot. Then she started beating me and beating me until I couldn't take it anymore. I don't remember much after that but I remember waking up behind a dumpster, so if anyone's seen a girl about 5'7 in height with a red dress on, tell her I'm gonna get payback.